What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?