What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the mirror cross the road?