What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What British bugs are the best singers?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..