Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?