My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why do bees gossip?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?