Why was the mime upset?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What day never takes itself seriously?