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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the foal cough?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are goats so funny?