What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Where do polar bears vote?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a hike across the universe?