What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
How do you arrest a pig?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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