What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?