What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do cows say on NYE?