Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where would you find an elephant?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?