Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?