What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are winter days great?

What dog wears contact lenses?