How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?