Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How does dinner smell?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?