What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why was the cow afraid?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?