What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How did the toad die?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?