Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the whale cross the road?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
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