What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
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Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the coolest country?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
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