Which celebrity loves to read?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why was the mime upset?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?