What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why do two skunks argue?
What fish only swims at night?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
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