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A flat fish.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
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Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
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