What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?