Why did the cow go to outer space?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What animals make the best students?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How do you make antifreeze?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How was the wedding?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?