What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do German dogs sleep?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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