What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
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