What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do bunnies stay fit?
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