What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
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What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did Snow Whiteā¢ļø call her chicken?
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