What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
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