Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What does the sun drink out of?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

It's Crowded!

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which condiment adds the most kick?