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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

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Who is a house's favorite band?

What do golfers drink on the green?

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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?