Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How do fleas travel?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?