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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's the friendliest pen?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?