What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?