Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?