What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?