What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do cows wear bells?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?