Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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