Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What animal floats best?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a mom's favorite game?
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