Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is the coolest country?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
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