What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?