Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?