Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?