How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?