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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did summer say to spring?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity loves to read?