Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How did the pirate call his mother?