What dog wears contact lenses?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Where do books sleep?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?