What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What table can you never sit at?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?