What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where do surfers go to school?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What snacks always have the best tan?