Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the calf play in the school band?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why was the bud so shy?