Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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