Why is money so stubborn?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why is summer always sad?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What sweet treat never panics?