Why are trees always so positive?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?