How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is the color of the wind?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How does a cow do math?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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