Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?