Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Where do ships always get stuck?