Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
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