Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How does dinner smell?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
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