What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the echo get detention?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do stars go to college?