What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?