Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do frogs get to work?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why do bees buzz?

What do you call an insincere horse?