What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
How does a penguin build its house?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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