What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?