What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the frog starve?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the dog overweight?
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