What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the frog starve?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?