What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How do hurricanes see?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

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What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do elves learn in school?