Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the shower say to the toilet?