What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why do vampires always look sick?