What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where do stars go to college?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?