What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which insect is the smartest?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?