What did the robot want for Christmas?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why was the mime upset?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?