Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?