What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How do you get straight A's?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?