What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Which family member has tusks?