What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the tree get lost?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How does the sun listen to music?
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