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An old croak.
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What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
When do mice play every day?
What tree has the most bark?
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How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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