What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

I broke my finger!

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?