What kind of music do planets like?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do bees chew?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?