What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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