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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

If you need help building an ark..

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

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