What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Did you know about April 1st?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?