What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How can you farm during the winter?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?