What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How did the toad die?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was the mime upset?

What day is your mom always right?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?