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What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Where do chips wear socks?

What birds make average students?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?