What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What bee is good for your health?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?