What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
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What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
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