What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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