How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

How do fleas travel?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?