What horn never makes a sound?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What animal makes the best lunches?