What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?