When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do bees get to school?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!