When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
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