Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What is an insect's favorite game?