Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What day do hands always go to church?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
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