What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?