Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
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