Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Where do stars go to college?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?