What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why are puppies so flexible?