Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What animal likes to party the most?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?