Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?