What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
A book just fell on my head.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
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