We had a discussion about roses.

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What bird helps you stay dry?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you give a pony with a cold?