Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?