Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What utensil does water use to eat?