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How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What time is your dentist appointment?

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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?