What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?