Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?