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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is the most adorable season?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

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