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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

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What game does chlorine never lose?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

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What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?