What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What type of car do planets buy?