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What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?