What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?