What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?