How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?