What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?