What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!