What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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