Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the body of water think so much?

How do scientists freshen their breath?