What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?