Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did one plate say to the other?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?