What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How is cat food sold?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do math teachers eat?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?