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What animal should you never play poker with?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

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Why is spring the oddest season?

What insect runs away from everything?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

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