If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What bird is always sad?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?