How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which family member has tusks?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Which state is the cleanest?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?