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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What stories are told by basketball players?