What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?