What did one plate say to the other?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?