What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where do books love to go on vacation?