What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you do when two snails fight?