What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do billboards talk?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
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