When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the storm actually calm?