What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?