When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

When fish play football, who is the captain?