What animals make the best baseball players?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?