Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?