What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What fish sings the best?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are books always so angry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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