What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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