What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the foal cough?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
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