What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How does one gelatin greet another?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!