What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What is a cow's dream job?