Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?